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To Men Who Must Comment When They See a Pregnant Woman

If you must say something

Say "congratulations"

Smile

And walk away

Don’t say

“Keep them coming!”


Don’t ask

How many more

She’ll have

Don’t even say

“I knew it!”


One word

Is all she needs

To know that 

There is joy on the 

Other side


Of the hip pain

Hernia

Ultrasounds

Constant need to urine

Hemorrhoids


Disturbed sleep

Nipple pain

Cervical checks

24-hour urine tests

Glucose tests


Missed work days

Foggy brain

Worry

Counting kicks

Vitamins


Medicine

Avoiding the foods

She loves the most

Constant discomfort

Swollen ankles


High blood pressure

Lack of energy

Impossible cravings

Fibroids

And such.


And when you dap up

Her husband

Dap her up first.

He is half creator

But she is full carrier


For 9-10 months

When he has no idea

What she is feeling.

They’ll both smile

When that baby’s born


My husband asked me

How I was feeling

And I asked him to imagine

A two pound weight

Way down in his abdomen


Lower

Lower

Lower

Even lower.

That’s how I feel.


And she moves.

Sometimes punching and sliding

At the top and bottom

Of my insides

At the same time.


Men,

Just say congratulations.

And to everyone else

When she is noticeably growing

Just smile and wish her well.


Don’t tell her 

What your prayer was

If it was for a certain sex.

She doesn’t care

If it is a boy or girl


And if she does,

It’s too late now.

Two girls already

Does not mean

That she wants a boy next.


And when she has spent

Days and nights

Worried about 

What the heck she would do

With a baby boy,


The relief of finding out

That another girl

Is on the way

Is spoiled

When everyone tells her


Their hopes 

For a boy

This time.

You have no idea

What she has gone through.


Don’t tell her

That she must try until

She gets one.

Maybe she has been trying

For years.


Maybe she lost one.

Maybe she waited

patiently

For the ones she has.

Maybe she is done.


If you must say something

Share your hopes and prayers

For a healthy baby

An easy pregnancy

And a quick delivery.


Say congratulations.

Ask her what she needs.

Ask her how she’s feeling

And be ready for a face

Instead of words.


Know what to do

When you receive a negative response

Because she is probably happy

Maybe excited

But the wait is long


And the truth is that

She may be coy

And tell you all is well.

But really, she just wants

To go to a quiet room and sleep.


She needs a massage.

She needs a break

From everyone counting on her.

She feels everything all at once,

And knows that more is coming.


She is sick and tired of working.

She is blessed 

but feels guilty for wanting more.

She wants to sit comfortably

And lie on her belly again.


I’ve wanted to tell people

That I feel big.

I feel awkward, 

I feel dizzy sometimes

After my shower


When getting the kids ready.

Sometimes I have to sit 

for a few minutes

Because my heart races

And I lose my breath.


I feel like this third time

Will be the last time

Because this pregnancy

Is somehow harder.

Feels heavier.


And I’m more tired.

I feel like I’m missing things

That I need to see.

And I know that this is temporary

But I feel it all.


I feel like the unseen consequence

Of growing a family

Is that you have to wait

Through all of the things

Happening inside.


It feels lonely sometimes.

Even when there is a whole village

Surrounding you.

The thoughts race

No matter how many times I’ve done this.


And I know

Some other mother feels the same

And I know she is nodding

As she reads this.

So men, just smile and walk away.


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Tiye Cort Odima is the founder and Global Editor-in-Chief of Feminessay.

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